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9 reasons to buy fabric May 19, 2010

Posted by faelix in curi-ocity.
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  • It insulates the cupbard where it is kept
  • It’s a contents – “The one who dies with the most fabric wins”
  • It keeps the economy moving. It is your duty to support cotton farmers, textile mills and fabric shops
  • It is less expensive and more fun than psychiatric care
  • It doesn’t require refrigeration; it doesn’t need to be cooked to enjoyed; and you never have to feed it, change it, wipe its nose or walk it
  • It’s good for protecting previously empty spaces in the house – like the ironing board, laundry basket, and spare bed.
  • It’s not immoral, illegal or fattening. It calms the nerves, gratifies the soul and makes you feel good
  • It’s on sale
  • Buy it now before your husband retires and goes shopping with you
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